
Whimsical Tales jam-packed with One-Liners.
Denzil de Cristo uses pedantry, puns and parodies to ponder the past and his future. Jokes about robots. relationships and religion.
Join Denzil as he has an after-life crisis and find out what the very first Dad joke ever told was.
Warning: Contains scenes of a sexually incompetent nature.
Denzil is a whimsical, pun loving comedian based in the East Midlands. Always friendly, sometimes corny and occasionally naive, Denzil loves playing with words. Artificially Intelligent Procrastinating Pundit is his first solo show. It has been to Nottingham, Leicester and Ram Comedy Festivals and Edinburgh Fringe.
Expect imaginative and witty stories, “what if’s”, one-liners and pun filled parodies.
As seen on The X Factor (2005).
Quotes:
4**** One4Review:
“The gags arrive thick and fast — Harry Hill–style surrealism meets George Formby–era wordplay, with a dash of schoolyard smart-aleck energy. … It’s not high art — nor does it pretend to be. What it is, is a cleverly chaotic free-hour that ricochets from the sublime to the ridiculous without losing momentum. The Free Fringe has a knack for unearthing these offbeat gems, and de Cristo’s show is very much one of them.
Whether you come for the nerdy deep cuts, the daft conspiracies, or just the sheer velocity of the puns, you’ll leave with at least three new jokes lodged in your head — and perhaps a song lingering from his genuine, real-life stint on The X Factor two decades ago.
So much fun. **** ” Steve H, One4Review
https://one4review.co.uk/2025/08/denzil-de-cristo-artificially-intelligent-
“A truly entertaining hour of comedy packed with sometimes hilarious, sometimes painful dad jokes. Cristo attacks the audience with witty one-liners backed up by genuinely funny concepts” 4/5 Dorian Ralston, Lancaster Evening Post
“A performance full of delightful puns, with sharp writing that rewards close attention” Ram Comedy Festival
“His wit is on point” Figa DJ, BBC Radio Derby
“A real talent for writing great gags” Rockcentral Comedy
“Innovative … Really different set really good.” Queens Comedy, Hull
“My jaw aches from laughing” Audience member, Nottingham Comedy Festival
“Genuine and funny, Denzil’s love of comedy and passion to make people laugh truly shines through in this show” Audience member, Edinburgh Fringe 2025
“Ludicrously bad” Simon Cowell, The X Factor 2005
Performances:
Edinburgh Free Festival
31st July – 24th August (not Tuesdays), 5:30pm (60mins),
Laughing Horse @ Home Bar, 69 Home St, EH3 9JP Edinburgh – Free and Unticketed
